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Getting Rid of WordPress Spam

September 1st, 2010

As I mentioned in the previous rant, I get more spam comments than I do any other kind of interest on my blog. All that is set to change. I hope. At least, if I can’t get any legitimate visitors interested in my site, maybe I can reduce the amount of spam.

Every day I’ve been receiving a handful of comments with messages such as “Great article, I read with much interest, please. I add to bookmark and make many recommendation for your brilliant insights. Please check out someshadywebsite.ru and get Viagra for night out with Russian Girls at Online Casino.” Some of the comments are more discreet as far as their intentions are concerned and at a glance it is hard to differentiate between the more obvious spam and those which attempt to sneak their trackback link past me by writing something as simple as “Great article, thanks for the info.” This makes managing comments a real pain in the arse.

The way my site analytics are looking, nobody is posting any legitimate comments anyway, so I might be tempted to just delete or mark all as spam without even so much as a glance. But wait, there are two – yes TWO genuine comments on my blog – one from a friend and the other from someone at Axure Software Solutions saying thank you for my post about the Axure Wireframe and Prototyping Tool. And since I have just reaffirmed my vow to keep this site current with interesting and inspiring content, well I figured I had better do something about this comment-spam conundrum. Like I said, even if I don’t get more genuine traffic, at least I can cut down on the number of messages I need to weed through.

I’ve heard people talking about Akismet before, but until today I had not enabled it in my WordPress Plugins. Now it’s up and running and I hope to see a significant reduction in the number of spam comments appearing in my WordPress dashboard. Aside from enabling Akismet, well I also came across a post which provides some more insight into the methods that hackers/spammers are using in their mission to exploit and piss-off people who are forced to work honest jobs. The article – Top 10 ways to stop spam in WordPress I found very informative and I intend to explore some of the other methods. For the time being though let’s see how Akismet measures up.

Thank You, Whoever You Are

September 1st, 2010

This blog is pathetic and I need to do something about it. I have every intention of using it on a regular basis to share my thoughts, ideas, work and other inspiration, but as it stands there is a lot missing both in terms of content and visitors. Here’s how my Google Analytics look for the past 2 months.

The peak you see (or don’t see, since nobody is reading this) around July 12th is 6 visitors. That’s right, SIX people visited my blog. But wait, the saddest part is that between July 1st and now I received around 45 spam comments and I’ll bet if I added up all the visitors represented in the graph above, all those visits would be accounted for by spam-bots trying to get me (because there are no other visitors to my site) to click a link for Viagra, Online Gambling or Russian Girls.

Of course, it’s no surprise that nobody is visiting my site – there is nothing to see here. Not entirely true, but it might as well be. I mean the site might as well not exist, for the content here is sparse and there is no subject of focus. I don’t market my blog because there is nothing here to market – only old posts that often mention how I should be blogging or writing more or doing SOMETHING with this resource. In short, my blog is a disgrace – everything that a good blog is not.

In contrast, I spent a bit of time last night and this morning looking at the awesome blog of Scott Hansen (or ISO50 as he is also known) – a California based artist, designer, musician, creative powerhouse, and no-doubt source of inspiration for countless other creative folks. To quote the tweet from @flashlight: “This is, by far, my favourite blog.” I don’t like to say I have any one favourite of anything. I have favourites for sure, and having not seen Hansen’s blog previously, it has definitely been added to my Favourites or Bookmarks for future reference. It’s inspiring. In a sense it’s almost intimidating or discouraging. I mean, look at mine by comparison.

But wait, this is not a pissing contest, nor a measurement of, well, anything really. Besides, I can piss quite the distance and although I’m not super-tall, well I have quite large feet. And so, rather than continue down the path of despondency; rather than look at the shortcomings and the things missing from my blog, I have decided once again to do something about it. I’ve made my vow again (God help me keep it) to revamp this site and post something frequently – every day in fact. Well, at least every week. I’m redesigning the architecture  and layout; I’m opening up the floodgates of creative energy that exists within me, and I’m saying “what the heck.” After all, if nobody reads my blog, it doesn’t make any difference if I post to it or not. But the chances are pretty good  that if I don’t post something every day or even once a week then nothing will change. On the other hand if I post things regularly, well, anything could happen. Anything usually does happen. At the very least, something always does.

Anyway, enough of talking about wanting things happen. Enough of talking about using this site to post interesting and inspiring content. Time to get down to it. I have 14,000 or more photographs in iPhoto right now waiting to be explored. I have boxes full of ideas – sketches, writing, bits and pieces of information and inspiration waiting to be put to some use. I have music, art, illustrations, video and film concepts. I have time on my hands and I have the desire. I have inspiration all around me.

Thank you @flashlight for pointing me toward the ISO50 blog. Thank you ISO50. Thank you everybody, or nobody, whoever you are.

The death and rebirth of my iPhone 3Gs

May 21st, 2010

I’ve only had my iPhone 5 months. It took me a while to get around to “needing” one, which might be surprising really since I work in the field of Interaction Design. Anyway, this post is not so much about how much I like my iPhone and all the awesome and wonderful things I can do with it – if you have an iPhone you already know what the device is capable of and no doubt you’re very fond of it. If you don’t have one, you’ve more than likely heard someone who does talk about how awesome it is.

If you’re an iPhone owner (iPhoner?), even if you’ve had it a while, you probably still enjoy the feeling of pressing that button and watching the screen come to life, as if you’re experiencing it for the very first time. Even holding it feels good, what to speak of when you slide your finger across the screen and that little “click” sound signals the device being unlocked to a whole range of possibilities – phone, email, camera, GPS, music player, music recorder, you name it, “there’s an app for that.” Of course, the sensation of swiping across the screen in general, whether you’re looking at a web-page, scanning your twitter feed, or playing around just for the sake of it – moving application icons or checking email, even though you just checked it – well using the iPhone just feels really nice doesn’t it?

What doesn’t feel nice is when you misplace your iPhone, or worse, when you drop it. I’ve only dropped mine a couple of times but that’s a couple of times too many. It’s an unpleasant feeling when that thing hits the floor. Time stops for a moment and you ask the question “is my iPhone OK?” You reach down to pick it up and, thankfully, it is OK. Maybe there’s a little mark on the corner or a scratch on the back, but what we really care about is that piece of glass at the front – the beautiful, shiny, touch-screen interface that makes the iPhone what it is. Imagine if something happened to that screen? Imagine how devastating it would be if that screen got damaged! Well that’s exactly what happened to mine yesterday morning when it landed flat and face down on the pavement.

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My iPhone at around 10am yesterday

Like I said, I’ve dropped my iPhone a couple of times before, but those times when I picked the phone up I had the relief of finding it was fine. This time was different. I bent down and picked it up, turned it over and saw the shattered glass. I didn’t even inspect it further, I just put it straight in my pocket and stood silently, contemplating what had just happened. I’d just been talking on it a few minutes earlier. I’d just left the house and was standing at the bus stop. It was a “normal” day – I was on my way to work, iPhone in my jacket pocket, coffee cup in my right hand. I reached into my pocket with my left hand to take out the phone, it got snagged on the edge of my pocket, it slipped and fell, and now a few seconds later I’m standing in the same spot, coffee cup still in my right hand and iPhone back in the same jacket pocket. Everything was exactly the same but everything had turned upside down.

“It’s f***ed” I thought. “My 5 month old iPhone is ruined. I’ll have to buy a new one. Can it be repaired? How much will it cost? I only paid $199 for it but that’s because it was subsidized on a 3 year contract with Rogers. How much will it cost to buy a replacement? How much to fix it? Can it even be fixed?” A lot of questions ran through my mind.

At first I didn’t quite know what to do. I panicked a little and thought about going back to the house, which is just around the corner. But I had to get to work. I had an important client meeting and some deliverables to get ready beforehand. The bus was approaching. I told myself not to think about it – I’d already assumed I had to find a replacement and there was nothing I could do right now. I swallowed my misfortune, reached for my Metropass and got on the bus as usual, finding a seat near the back.

One of the reasons I had put the phone quickly back in my pocket at the bus stop was the presence of two other people a few steps away – one listening to his iPod and the other talking on his (not i) phone. The guy talking on the phone had looked over when the phone dropped and the other was already facing my direction and I didn’t want any attention so I picked it up and put it away, only glancing at the spider-webbed screen for a moment. The other guys must have thought nothing more of it.

After being on the bus for a few minutes – about halfway through the journey to Jane Subway Station – I took the phone out of my pocket and looked at it. The screen was destroyed beyond repair. Spider-web-like cracks covered most of the surface and there were even a couple of small pieces missing, revealing a glimpse of the circuit-board behind. Still assuming that the iPhone was dead, I pressed the button and to my surprise, the screen came to life. Very gently I touched the screen. The glass was still held together quite well and it didn’t move or make creaking, crunching sounds like you might expect of a piece of broken glass. I carefully made a quick a light swipe on the slider and the interface unlocked itself revealing my applications. I touched one – it worked. I closed the app and again lightly swiped across the screen. Aside from the obvious defect, the interface seemed fine and responded perfectly. The fact that if I touched the screen hard enough I might cut myself was reinforced by the tiny dusty particles left on my thumb. I blew the shiny specs away, locked the screen and put the phone in my pocket.

The subway ride was slow and painful. Problems on the line East of St. George Station were holding us up. I just wanted to get to a computer and phone so I could start finding out what my options were as far as getting my iPhone repaired – now I assumed that since the operation of the device as well as the touch screen interface were both working fine and it was just the glass that was broken, it must be possible to fix it. I assumed that if I called Rogers, or Apple or someone else, it might be possible to bring it back to life. I was also thinking of the work I needed to accomplish and the meeting at 1.

On most days I have my iPhone handy at all times during the subway ride. If I’m reading a book it normally just stays in my pocket, but at other times I’m normally holding my coffee cup in one hand and have my headphones on – reviewing echotel material or listening to other music. Sometimes I use the camera to take pictures or video. Yesterday morning I didn’t do anything much other than sit there, coffee cup in my hand of course, but no book, no iPod, no stimulation other than the coffee (which I’m not even sure I took a sip of) and the subway car, and my thoughts.

I seemed to drift off here and there, as I often do, and found myself to be either outside or deep inside of myself, processing thoughts and feelings. I saw a middle-aged woman sat opposite with her feet up on the seat in front of her and her bags on the seat beside her. I watched her move irritably when another passenger got on and she had to move her bags. I watched her grumble silently as another passenger got on and she had to move her bags again. “Ignorant lady” I thought. A young woman with blonde hair and dark sunglasses got on after a few stops and sat beside me. A guy opposite, sitting on the left hand side (my left, his right) of the three-seater, next to the door, kept looking over at her. At one point I swear he was taking pictures casually from his camera phone. The older woman who was still grumbling in her mind sat on the other side of the three-seater, directly opposite from me.

I watched little bits of the world go by in my slightly dazed state on the subway car. I felt slightly anxious but somewhat removed from the entire experience. I guess I just “rode it out” so to speak.

By the time I arrived at Osgoode I found myself now with a feeling of urgency. I wanted to get to the office. I didn’t rush, but I made good speed. I watched people go by. I saw a police officer tie her shoelace and then in a rush to get somewhere her self almost trip and fall. A voice inside told me to slow down and be cautious. The voice told me to be mindful. It seemed destined to be a strange day.

At the office I stepped into the drama that comes of interacting with the world and other people. I had to report to James, the Project Manager and speak with Chris, the Art Director. Everyone has their iPhone with them. I have to explain that I broke mine and I need to go make a couple of calls.

My first call was to Rogers. They’re pretty much useless I know, so I’m already on Apple’s site and searching Google for Broken iPhone Screen. Rogers can’t do anything for me – they pass me around from one department to another until a “Technical-Support” guy with a bad speech impediment tells me I “only” have four options. One option is to buy a new phone at a cost of $600 or so. I can’t remember the exact number because as I’m being told this I’m searching Craigslist to see how much I can find one for on there. I see that at least two people are selling brand-new still in the box iPhone 3Gs for around $450. Another option, Mr. Rogers tells me, is to get a replacement through the “Out of Warrany” exchange program, but this means I will have to accept a reconditioned model and they don’t have any iPhones at the moment – the next best thing would be a Blackberry. I don’t want a blackberry! I would rather pay $450 for a new iPhone on Craigslist, even if it does mean I have to Jailbreak it. Heck, I’d rather pay Rogers or Apple $600 or more for a new one or just go without. No Blackberry. iPhone or Bust. Literally!

Rogers’ third option is a little vague. I’d have to take the phone to a Rogers store – but not any Rogers store – only one which dealt with returns of devices like this. And the store wouldn’t be able to do anything for me right now, they would have to send the phone away or something (I could only make out certain words through the mumbled speech) and there was no way we could find out at this point how much the repair would cost, if in fact it could be repaired, or what exactly the procedure would be if it could. Apparently Rogers had “no data” on this type of incident. It sounded like my iPhone, which I’d already concluded had nothing wrong with it other than a broken screen, would have to be sent away to some lab somewhere so Rogers could tell me what was wrong with it and what the procedure/cost would look like. No idea how long this would take. NO DATA!

I’m not sure what the fourth option would have been. I hung up at that point, having already found plenty of data through Google during my half-hearted conversation with Rogers’ “support.” Broken iPhone screens are a very common occurrence. That I had already guessed by now. But I learned a little about how the iPhone is constructed and what parts go into it. I also learned that there are a number of small independent businesses in Toronto who repair iPhones and other such devices (yes Blackberries too) and deal with situations just like this one every day. Within half an hour of being in the office I had learned that my broken iPhone, which less than an hour and a half prior had seemed about at dead as I could possibly imagine, was going to be OK. One particular store – The TechKnow Space at Front and Spadina – told me they replace about 10 iPhone screens a day. It actually turns out to be quite a good business. I don’t know how much the parts cost from the supplier but I ended up paying $100 for a repair which took 45 minutes. It took me fifteen minutes or so to walk down there from the Grip office on John Street, and the same walking back, but it was lunchtime anyway.

I’d gotten off to a later start than usual yesterday morning and was waiting for the 9 am bus when that fateful moment came – when my iPhone fell to the floor and the screen cracked in dozens of little pieces. By 12:30 it was back to “normal” but in something of a different guise. The experience of dropping the phone just a few hours earlier taught me some important things – the most obvious being that I should definitely buy a protective case. In fact I didn’t want to take ANY chances from now on, so I not only bought the chunkiest, rubbery-est, most conspicuous case I could find, I also put a screen protector on this new piece of expensive glass to keep even scratches away.

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My (now 'chunkier') iPhone a few hours later

I don’t know how anyone else feels, but I kinda like it. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love the way the iPhone looks on it’s own – without anything added to it. It’s sleek design and amazing touch-screen interface haven’t and probably won’t be rivaled by any other device on the market. That’s quite a statement I know, but it’s likely true. Still, there’s something about this “Chunky iPhone” that I like. It’s still an iPhone, but it’s in disguise. It still works like an iPhone, but it looks different. In some ways it’s a reminder of days gone by when all phones were truly chunky, and it even makes me think it looks something like a walkie-talkie. Compared with the “future mobile phones of the past” mine doesn’t exactly have that same kind of futuristic look, rather it looks more rugged – somewhat “military” even. Whatever the case (no pun intended) it gives me a relief that if the unforeseen should happen again, even though that $100 piece of glass is still exposed, this protective cushion might just spare me the shock and horror and the $100 needed to fix it again.

Like I said there are quite a few things that I learned yesterday morning, especially during those first moments after seeing the broken screen, and on the subsequent bus and subway journey. For now though I’m leaving this post with just a simple lesson learned. If you have an iPhone and you don’t have a protective case or screen guard, or you don’t have it fastened to your hand, and if you don’t want to risk having to spend $100 or upwards (I was lucky, the digitizer and other fan-dangled components inside the iPhone can break quite easily too) to repair or replace your iPhone, then GET ONE!

I rest my case (pun intended).

Adventures in Videoland

January 2nd, 2010

A few years back I decided to try my hand at putting together a video for a song I made with my friend Aaron Nielsen. At the time I was working on Windows PC and so I put together the video using Windows Movie Maker.

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It didn’t take long to learn the ropes and after 2 or 3 days of working obsessively on the project, I exported the movie and uploaded it to YouTube. For a first attempt I was very pleased with the results. Actually, this wasn’t exactly my first time working with video. Back in high-school I went on a field trip to York where I used a VHS Camcorder to capture footage of the trip, which we watched as a group on return to school. There was no editing involved – so the emphasis was on capturing the footage, but still, it was a nice introduction and gave me a taste for working with video.

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A few years later, while in College/University I helped a friend record and edit footage from a trip to Europe. It was sometime between 1992 and 1993, and by that time camcorders were already smaller than they were 4 years earlier in high-school – now using compact Hi-8 tapes in favour of the much larger VHS format. As for editing the footage, it was all done using tape-to-tape with a console like the one below for controlling the source and destination reels.

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It was quite some before I had the chance to film/edit again – my Mom bought me a Sony Handycam which I used on several occasions, although nothing ever made it to “production” since I had no way to edit the footage at the time. My Intel 486 computer could just about handle email and Instant Messaging, not much more.

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Back (or forward) to 2007 and I was at it again, this time using Windows Movie Maker and a large selection of video clips I had been recording for the past year or so since I got a Sony Cybershot (again from my Mom) which output in digital MPEG format. How things have changed!

Sony Cybershot

Shortly after I produced the echotel – Not Easy video Microsoft launched Windows Vista and with it, a new version of Movie Maker. I made a few more movies, some of which are on YouTube, some of which are in the vaults along with those old Hi- tapes and so much other material I’ve yet to revisit.

As far as the rest of it goes, well I’m starting off the new year with a new blog-category: Adventures in Videoland. This post, appropriately titled the same, is the first of what I hope will be an interesting and engaging record of what I discover and learn as I go from Windows to Mac, Movie Maker to iMovie, to Final Cut Express and perhaps beyond. At this point I’ve been using iMovie HD for a little while and have quite a few things to say about the switch from iMovie HD to iMovie 08 and why I’m currently looking for a trial version of Final Cut Express as a move forward.

For now I’ll leave it at that because I have to go back to clearing space on my storage drive and trying to find that trial version of FCE. Apple appears to be either hiding it or there just isn’t one, which might be a sneaky way of getting me to simply put out the cash to buy it. “Go on! You know you want to!”

To round off this post, I’m including 2 videos I made recently in iMovie HD.

Saturday Afternoon Productivity

December 5th, 2009

I got around to setting up my tumblr feed today and got it connected with Facebook and Twitter. Opened a Vimeo account and uploaded a video I took a couple of weeks back of the Toronto Skyline and North West of the city from a bridge near Dundas and Scarlett. Posted that and a couple of other things to my tumblog, updated the sidebar on this site to include latest Tweet and other links, joined ember, did some good ol’ R&D, now I’m off to work on some music/video which I’ll be posting on echotel.ca soon.

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echotel

November 30th, 2009

Sometime in 2006 my friend Aaron Nielsen and I started recording some music in the basement of the house I owned at the time. Aaron had brought his drum kit and a couple of synths/keyboards over and we set up a makeshift studio. We’d acquired a Fostex VF80ex without an instruction manual, but we quickly figured out how to record tracks onto it and were soon experimenting with a sound that fused analog synth, bass, guitar, drums and vocals into an electronic “new-wave” pop/rock sound reminiscent of the late 1970s. We called it echotel.

Basement Recording Space

It wasn’t long before we successfully recorded and mixed down our first demo – Not Easy. We didn’t have a proper set of studio monitors, or enough cables either, so we mixed it using the headphone-out to my home stereo speakers. The sound quality definitely wouldn’t have won an award for production value, but we were pretty chuffed with the result.

By the end of 2006 we had recorded quite a number of pieces, many of which remain works in progress. I selected 3 songs – Not Easy, Like to Know and I Don’t Wanna Know – and burned them onto a CD which was duplicated and given to a few friends. Feedback was positive.

Over the next three years we continued to record material and put out another demo CD – Satellite 07, which contained two of the 3 songs from the first CD plus another two – Satellite and Games. After some time we discussed releasing the 4-song EP Games with a scrabble board on the cover spelling out the name of the songs. This idea remains, well, an idea, as we never got past the Satellite 07 cover with the purple and green dudes on it.

Today Aaron is in Texas and I’m in Toronto so we don’t get to hang out too often. The basement studio is gone too, but I’m still recording tracks at home using a MacBook Pro and Garageband. We haven’t played any shows yet, but it will happen at some point. Until then I’ll keep working through the material, the goal being to release an album/DVD by summer 2010.

Until then, stay tuned!

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New Situation

November 29th, 2009

I left the security of my full time job for the unknown and returned to being an independent contractor. I’m back on the freelance train, not knowing when the next one arrives or departs. Funny how that seems to work better for me.

Among other things I’m still working in the field of Information Architecture (IA) and User Experience Design (UX) and now that I have a little more time to decide what to do with I’ll be updating this site more often with examples of current work as well as some links to cool finds around the interwebs. I’m also going to be adding a lot more diverse content, from music videos I’m creating to papers I’m writing, songs I’m recording, sketchbooks I’m scribbling in, thoughts I’m getting lost in, things that I’m finding inspiration in, and vice-versa, so stay tuned.

Talking of tuning in, check out my other project echotel – some kind of post-modern electronic new-wave group. A couple of friends and myself have been working on this material for about 3 or 4 years now. Currently working on developing the website and uploading some of our music/video tracks, to be eventually included in an album/DVD release. Here’s a sneak peak.